Gym Jordan

A closeted male homosexual that likes to hang out at the gym and ogle young male athletes

He’s such a Gym Jordan, they caught him stroking his penis while watching wrestlers in tight shorts.

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gym hoe

Women who go to the gym for the soul purpose of getting guys and wearing sports bras.

Don't be a gym hoe. Everyone hates gym hoes.

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Gym Meet

Something you will never unstand unless you go to NDP. It is the reason people actually make up their gym classes in the winter and don't do winter sports. It is so much better than Maryvale's especially since they stole the idea, and of course NDP's is much more intense. It is the only thing school related that the girls will give up their friday AND saturday nights for.
Gym meet is the only thing that can include cheap costumes, amazing posters, 70 girls doing aerobics, ugly gym uniforms, bloomers and keds, white tape, stupid looking dances to songs without words, and more drama than the rest of the school year combined into two nights.

-I can't go out tonight, I have gym meet.
-What the hell is that?
-THE BEST F-ING THING EVER
-Whatever

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Gym Face

When strangers look at each other at the gym and attempt to remain expressionless because they are either checking the other person out or don't want to invite conversation. The former usually applies to men while the latter usually applies to women.

I know he was checking me out, but he was trying to put on his gym face.

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Gym Slut

noun- a boy or, most typically girl, clad in skin showing 'workout clothes' in hopes of getting play, giving boys boners, or trying to gain self-confidence by sacrificing dignity.

Boy 1- Damn! That girl has a fine ass booty.
Boy 2- Yeah I hope she goes on the treadmill and we'll see her jugs
Boy 1- I've never seen a Gym Slut with such big ones!

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gym sock

You stick the open end of a sock up a girls butt, she takes a dump...you pull it out and slap her in the face with it.

When we got done I gave her the gym sock.

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Gym Friend

A person who attends your gym that you chat with on a regular basis (discuss current events, exchange workout tips, etc.), but your friendship does not extend beyond the walls of the gym.

My personal trainer says I spend too much time socializing before we start our sessions, I said it's not my fault I'm so popular and have to talk to all of my Gym Friends.

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