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A guy who leads a girl on why sleeping with other girls and/or in a long term relationship
Person 1: I got Jessed again
Person 2: again?
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(verb) to be kidding around, not telling the truth, to say something that never occurred.
Person A: Jim just told me he has a million dollars
Person B: thats impossible though, he must be jessing around
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English/Brazilian Girl that has a DEEEEP Voice (literally has to speak an octave above to avoid speech problems) a bit chubby despite saying she does sports and eats healthy. As a result, she both packs in the front and the back. 👅 OMG, she speaks so loudly, so much in fact that she may as well be Ben's sister. She thought we could replenish the desert with plant life by using sprinklers and to stop the long power lines in order to operate them, use batteries.🙄 Doesn't follow "boys before toys" : interpret that how you will.
Me: yeh ok
Jess: and any left over money we will use to buy chocolate or something
Me:ok
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A mentally challenged guy who when bored kills himself in gta during a history making everyone mad at him he also likes gay porn and fingers his ass and eats the shit like chocolate.
Jesse you're a fucking dumbass why'd you kill yourself go finger your ass
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Jess’ are usually tall and brown haired and hate when people add an ‘s’ after the apostrophe when writing their names as a plural. They aren’t funny but somehow make you laugh more than anyone. They give pretty decent advice too. If you ever need to rant, grab a jess. Best. Gossiper. Ever. She’ll go on and on and on about how some bitch accidentally touched her hair. Jess’ are extra as hell. They love presents but giving presents is the most exciting thing for them. And being trendy. They often doubt their appearance and question their personality but everyone loves them really. So if you don’t know a jess, find one real quick. A 20 piece chicken nugget box from McDonald’s is the key to her heart.
Girl 1: Woahhhh that girl has clout goggles.
Girl 2: Yeah dude. She’s a real jess.
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the sexiest animal you will ever see
i just ran into a Jesse.. I will never be the same it was sooo sexy!
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Biggest asshole you will ever meet, stay away at all costs!!!
Yikes, stay away from that jesse
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