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Kylie Jenner's best friend who accidentally touched Kylie's older sister Khloe Khardashian's boyfriend's pee pee. The man involved, Tristan Thomson, also accidentally touched her and the two accidentally started grabbing each other passionately and accidentally locked lips and such.
No, I do not think the Kardashians are great people (maybe Kendall is an exception), so both Jordyn and they suck dick, really.
(Jordyn Woods's shitty rhapsody)
Kylie: here, Jordyn, some socks for you.
Jordyn: thanks! :-*
*later*
Jordyn: Oh yes Tristan! Yesssssss!!!
Media: Tristan caught cheating on Khloe with Jordyn, so sad, boo-hoo. :(
Kylie: *takes previously given socks back and flips Jordyn off* you snake!
Jordyn: It wAs AlcoHOL!1!
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Jordyn Elizabeth Carney was born on 21st of september 2004 in New South Wales, Australia.
she’s honestly just pretty cute lmao.
“jim” You know Jordyn Carney?
“bob” Yeah oath she’s cute as i’m fuming she’s dating odin”
Jordyn sharp is the hottest person alive. If you ever meet or see her you will automatically simp.
Anyone: who’s the hottest person ever?
Addison S: JORDYN SHARP
jordyn is a sexy beast who everyone loves. all the girls want him, and if they leave him they are either stupid or lesbian. he is actually amazing and hes got a big dick
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The worst, pettiest, rudest, most BWG you will ever meet. Mainly a middle school girl that could end your life with her ruthlessness. Has made over 80 middle schoolers cry.
Why are you crying girlie?
This girl is such an ass!
She sounds like SUCH a Jordyn.
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she got da best gas on da block
Danm! jordyn sirotins got gas!
A random ass person who is only relavant because of Kylie Jenner
aka. a snake that decided to throe $500,000 out of the widow for a hook up :)
person 1. Heard what happened to Jordyn Woods?
person 2. No who's that?
person 1. Kylie Jenner's ex best friend
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