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Kyle

A girl magnet and a big penis

Wow that dude is a kyle

by Marty doulenburgh August 9, 2017

27๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kyle

A unique, caring young man. You can't judge Kyle on the outside, you have to find it on the inside to see who he truly is. He steals your heart in a second. You want nothing, but him and to be with him. Kyle is intelligent, handsome, amazing, and just the sweetest person you'll meet. He genuinely cares, and loves the person he picks. Kyle can be serious at times, but aside from that he's the greatest friend you will ever have. Kyle will do anything for you no matter what. He will sacrifice for you. Even if Kyle is mad at you, there's always another way he'll find to forgive you. You're probably one of the luckiest people ever if you ever cross paths with Kyle. Having a Kyle in your life is just the greatest. You will never want to stop caring and loving Kyle. <3

"I saw Kyle today"
"Omg he's so hot"

by Swannnnnnn12 March 3, 2017

39๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kyle

The most perfect man you'll ever meet.

Man 1: Wow that Kyle is so perfect.
Man 2: I know right!

by Gelling the Cat May 16, 2018

19๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


kyle

The most amazin human being 2 walk the face of the planet. If he punched u in the face u would have the urge 2 thank him. opinionated in the cutest way. awesome man pecs. tends 2 be funny and has witty comebacks. warrior of godlike proportions. body of god muscles of hulk looks of Bradd pitt-jhonny depp hybrid sex appeal of glen quagmire lovableness of a puppy and kitten hugging in the sunset and reflexes of a jaguar. spends most of his time pimpin hoesrollin in his lambowinning. Researchers at harvard ran som tests on him 2 find out who his parents are and discovered He created himself cuz hes equal 2 God. has many forms but most common form is a teenage dark haired student 2 avoid bein found by Satan. just cuz he looks nonthreatnin doesnt mean he wont open his trade-mark can-o-whoop-ass on u. He currently resides in a discrete location in the U.S. dont bother lookin for him, cuz he knows where u are. December 20th 2013 is the day he plans 2 retire from being BAMF. within the next 24 hours humanity will fall endin the Earth. Kyleing a verb is 2 have sex with a hot girl. standard name that is growin popular over time. Its true that he can expect above average penis usually reaching 10-12 inches. He can beat up Josh a guy who kills people with school buses full of children and puppies. Kyle adjective is bein awesome and 2 have a big dick. He likes bein is a sneaky redneck who enjoys it and is armed 2 the teeth with knives. This definition of Kyle does no justice.

sorry about the bad grammer and punctuation guys, I was ran out of characters.
Person 1: "Who's that kid over there?"
Person 2: "Can't you tell? Thats a Kyle!"
Person 1: "Well hot damn."
Person 2: "Amen."

Friend: Bro have you seen Kyle?

other friend:yeah why?

Friend: i just wanna know what hes doing.

other friend: WHAT?!?!YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW! HES WINNING AND BEING A BAMF'ing PIMP 24/7 365!!!!

dude you totally kyled the shit out of her!

Person 1: "Hey did you hear that Kyle guy has a thundercock?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I know another guy named Kyle who also has one that is quite large"

Hot Babe 1: I love that Kyle!
Hot Babe 2: No I love him!

Hot Babe 3: No Actually I am his girlfriend.

Hot Babes 1-2: ....

Hot Babes 1-2: DAMN YOU I LOVE HIM!!!

my friend kyle is awesome

Kyle is such a sneaky redneck.

by #ThisIsMyLifeNow May 3, 2013

54๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kyle

Kyle is so cool and has a huge cock and gets laid everyday.kyle has a good reputation all over shool.

Look itโ€™s kyle I want to fuck him

by Goldfoxy22 July 14, 2018

26๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kyle

a really sweet guy who is thoughtful but will use you. but because if his charm you won't see his evil. Once you finally understand him he will leave you. He will apologize and be sorry for what he did and you should except his apology because he learned and will be a better person. He is also super cute and lovable.

Jess: Oh my god Kyle used you! I'm not shocked!
Beth: he used me to get pussy tit and ass pics!
Jess: I told you to be careful with kyles!

by poopnard022 August 22, 2014

26๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kyle

Kyle is smart and cute and very good at football and basketball

Kyle is also wise and a leader kyle is also a good friend abd easy to get along with

Kyle is a good of sport

by White bread jr April 7, 2018

16๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž