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Martin is a another name for a complete and utter dickhead. Martins are normally copy cats and pussy's towards others. Do be warned that if you try to throw a punch at a Martin he will simply run away! DO NOT EVER invite a Martin to your house as he will simply whine that he wants to go home.
Martin's are usually Asian and tanned colour!
MARTINS HAVE ABNORMALLY LARGE DICKS
Have you seen Martin today he is a complete dick!
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a through banging brought forth by a member of the Martin family
a chick i know had a 1 hour martinizing session
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When someone makes a grammar or spelling mistake or uses a word in an improper context
Robert asked Martin where he is going,
Martin replied I’m going over they’re!
Robert replied that’s a Martinism if I’ve ever heard one!
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Martin is, well. A guy. But not just some ordinary guy. Martin is usually said as “Martín” As it is usually a Latino name. But could be anything. Martins usually have a HUGE self esteem. Always bragging about their stuff. But Martins are kind. They are HOT. They can lighten up anyone’s day. And can always make you smile. One thing though: Martins can be lazy. But that necessarily isn’t a bad thing. It just adds to his amazing personality. Any girl would be lucky and grateful thanking the gods that she even got the CHANCE to be in the vicinity of a Martin. Better yet have a Martin actually LIKE them.
“Yo. Look at his lazy ass eating food on the couch.”
“He’s hot. He may be lazy. He may be insensitive. But he’s a Martin.”
“Fuck you’re right.”
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A human of darker pigmentation,Also referred as a Nigga.Martin tyoe niggas lives on ice cubes,bananas,mad hoes,and beating retarded kids.
Damn that nigga going Martin mode!
Awweee shit here come a Martin ass nigga
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When a very stressed out engineer takes a giant dump in the ERC toilet, thus leaving streak marks in the toilet
Man I was really filled with shit and martined the toilet to hell.
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