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A condition caused prinicipally by the consumption of an excess of 25 alcoholic beverages (beer, hard-a, mouthwash, etc.) in a short period of time. The condition is typified by the repeated utterance of certain catch-phrases such as "I bet you do," "your titties are on point tonight," and "what a bunch of goat-herders." The condition causes the subject to indiscriminately consume nearby beverages, often at the behest of the drink's rightful owner, further worsening the condition and rendering treatment very difficult to administer.
This condition often leads to the kissing of one's best friends, male or female (this particular condition is also known as Mike Donahue gay). It has also been known to cause ones hands to grope nearby women, and may even cause the subject to resemble Tony Danza.
dude, I swear, every time you get Miguel drunk you get Mike Donahue gay.
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The greatest latin singer of all time, actually sings better than Enrique Iglesias, better Ricky Martin put together. Dated beautiful women, like Daisy Fuentes, Mariah Carey, Salma Hayek and Sophia Vergara. Considered the Latin Frank Sinatra and Elvis combined.
Luis Miguel is a better hubby for Mariah than Nick Cannon.
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Some crazy/scary fighter from felony fights. He knocks the other guy out and jumps on his face with his knees. He is a mexican who has no mercy on crakers that think they are crazy at fighting.
Oh shizznatz he is about to miguel alvarez on you!
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Short and sexy at the same time. Yet he manages to break the ankles of all of his enimes with ferosity
Miguel S. is amazing - Every Girl Ever
Someone who is really bad at time management and always procrastinate. (especially for school)
You have like 15 late works, do you have the Miguel mindset?
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A sexy homosexual couple (two guys) that likes to joust, wear tight pink shirts, smack each other's butts, and do the "yes" dance together. One is black and one is asian, therefore they are referred to as "peanut-butter oreo". They are big supporters of the gay community and like to hold gay parades. The Derby is usually the male and the Miguel the female of the relationship.
"welcome to the jousting tournament, derby and miguel"
"derby and miguel look so good together"
"what time is the gay parade, derby and miguel?"
"get a room, derby and miguel"
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