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Mashed Potato Quickie

At a family thanksgiving, while preparing mashed potatoes, you leave the kitchen while the potatoes boil, and fuck before they are finished. You return like nothing happened.

Hey girl, the family is driving me nuts, let’s go have a mashed potato quickie

by Sickfuckquickfucks November 28, 2019


Bohemian Quickie

Ingredients:
1 100sq ft CIRCULAR tarp
The finest 100% cotton Spanish tapestry
4 Bundles of sage
4 Gallons Edible body paint
4 12” towers of selenite (to hold the tarp)
MUST bring Your favorite instrument (1 tambourine required)

Required amount of people:
3-?

Directions:

1. Lay tarp
2. Anchor with Selenite towers
3. Place Sage against Selenite towers
4. Hang Tapestry (Preferably in tipi fashion)
5. Lean Body paint buckets over for a slow, continuous pour
6. Proceed to play instruments

7. ?

I came back from Birmingham a different person after that “Bohemian Quickie.”

Well, there’s 23 of Us & I have everything One would need for a “Bohemian Quickie”.

by BohoBill January 17, 2022


Bohemian Quickie

Ingredients:
1 100sq ft CIRCULAR tarp
The finest 100% cotton Spanish tapestry
4 Bundles of sage
4 Gallons Edible body paint
4 12” towers of selenite (to hold the tarp)
MUST bring Your favorite instrument (1 tambourine required)

Required amount of people:
3-?

Directions:

1. Lay tarp
2. Anchor with Selenite towers
3. Place Sage against Selenite towers
4. Hang Tapestry (Preferably in tipi fashion)
5. Lean Body paint buckets over for a slow, continuous pour
6. Proceed to play instruments

7. ?

I came back from Birmingham a different person after that “Bohemian Quickie.”

Well, there’s 23 of Us & I have everything One would need for a “Bohemian Quickie”.

by BohoBill January 17, 2022


Quicky

If you are a ‘Quicky’ , you don’t think properly, you think quick, often making dumb choices. Quicky’s are very retarded and stupid.

Hey dude, look at that idiot ! What a Quicky!

by Dumslut May 5, 2020


Quicky

Vibrator

Plancktime miz Quicky!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. December 20, 2020


sliding quickie

The action performed by somebody who has to perform an acrobatics check to catch penis in their mouths.

Ouch the Orc was caught off guard by the sliding quickie performed by his sex slave. He came immediately. It was lethal.

by Poompi December 21, 2015


mob quickie

Go to the dankest spot on grizzly peak blvd. to smoke some weed

Yo Ryan, mob quickie after school?

by Chinkerito January 20, 2018