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Sarah Palin

1. John McCain's vice-presdential running mate.

2. A weird-ass chick who names her children Track, Trig, Willow, Piper, and Bristol. Frank Zappa, anyone??

3. The hottest politi-milf endorsed by a major party this century.

Dude, I'm voting for McCain. I wanna see Sarah Palin give some keynote speeches. In my pants.

by The Lorf September 2, 2008

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Sarah Palin

1. To be so ridiculously stupid people move of of the state for the sole purpose of escaping your evil politically-confused grasp.

2. To throw rocks across the Bering Straight in an attempt to slay the communist Russians.

Sarah Palin is the ultimate stereotype... A trigger happy shit-for-brains republican

by Who Cares? Its Russia. September 25, 2010

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Sarah Palin

a.k.a. Go the fuck away.

person 1: Sarah Palin? oh that annoying bitch who doesn't know what a mother fucking vice president does?!?
person 2: yea, that one
person1: i wish she would just go the fuck away

by Emme2323 January 19, 2011

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Sarah Palin

John McCain's running mate for the 2008 US presidential election. She is also a far right republican against abortion and makes up for what John lacks.

Though she looks like a soccer mom with power she is a wilderness woman who lives in the little talked about state of Alaska where she was once mayor in her community and now governor.

She has the usual political family with a husband and kids. One kid going to Iraq, another pregnant and another with down syndrome.

She was mainly brought on for the women's vote since Hillary isn't part of the Democratic ballet. Also, she was brought in since McCain isn't conservative enough for some republicans and also in case he dies there will be a woman in the white house not doing a Monica Lewinsky but getting a Monica Lewinsky.

Sarah Palin is the Republican's VP choice and first women ever to be on a presidential ticket.

Its women vs. Race all over again...

by Phantom Writer September 2, 2008

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sarah palin

the only half-way interesting thing about john mccain's whole campaign.

No one cares about mccain, just sarah palin.

by dirtbikechick October 4, 2008

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Sarah Palin

1)A dumb down version of Ann Coulter for the uneducated blue blooded american whom conservatives think is intelligent simply because she can speak of unoriginal conservative priniciples without using big words to confuse her dumb audience.

2) The cross between intolerance and stupidy

3) A woman who could be sexy if she'd shut her mouth

"I can see Russia from my backyard," Sarah Palin explaining her experience with foreign policy

by jersey insider June 9, 2011

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Sarah Palin

When a woman masturbates by rubbing her vagina against the Bible.

Amy loves to Sarah Palin.

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

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