Rural Dictionary

satan

The god of homosexuals,politicians,lawyers,nambla etc.

Satan sucks!

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by B0B February 20, 2005

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Such A Terrifically Anal Neighbor

The type of residential neighbor that occasionally makes small demands in a patronizing passive-aggressive tone that causes insigificant violations of his or her property seem like it should be your personal responsibility to prevent.

Would you mind telling your visitors not to park so close to my driveway? Thanks.

Bite me, Satan.

by T Hizzle May 3, 2005

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satanism

something that most people think is bad but its not and most satanist dont worship the devil.thats called levay satanism. they worship satan as a symbol of freedom and power and indepence.
then theres spirtual satanism and traditional i think these to differ form each other but bascily they believe satan as a being but not as an evil being but a god .
and being a satanist dosent mean killing and orgies like some people say thiose people are weird and crazy.

kid:is satanism evil mommy?
woman:no and u shold respect all religion and give them the benefit of the doubt and u should look into them instead of jugdeing them.

by supervamp July 25, 2008

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satan

Satan is an idea. Satan is NOT the entity so commonly reffered to as the devil. The Christians made sure you would always associate satan as being the devil to move their own agenda forward. Satan is any idea that goes against the status quo. When following the little trail of meaning, the word satan comes to simply mean "opposition."
So let's get it perfectly clear: satan==any idea from any man that poses a threat against the majority's brainwashed way of life. devil==the "scary" horned demon guy that supposedly is the king of all evil in a burning existence underneath us all.

Everyone always confuses the devil with satan.
Which makes more sense to you? Thought so.

by Robert D. Clarke January 15, 2007

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