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A person who soaks in the opinions of others when they are in their company. They adapt to these opinions very quickly and, like a sponge, emit the same content they have soaked in when questioned (or rinsed).
When in the company of vegetarians: ikr I NEVER eat meat. think of the poor animals!
When in company of normal people (meat eaters) : Urgh I'm so fat because I eat so many Big Macs, i just can't get enough of them
Everyone else: She is such an opinion sponge!
A semen sponge is basically a girl who sucks alot of cock and swallows, as a sponge sucks up liquid, a semen sponge sucks up semen.
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The way SpongeBob is pronounced in Japan, made popular in America by the youtuber Ray William Johnson
The Japanese children where SUPER excited to get there "Sponge Bobble" toys from McDonalds.
When you use a sponge as a cumrag and forget about it under the bed. Several weeks from then, mold will grow, fusing with the semen, forming a rust-looking sludge all over the sponge.
Person 1: Bro I found some good-ass porn but all my rags were used so I used my mom's dish sponge.
Person 2: You made sure to rinse that shit out, right?
Person 1: Nah man, I left it under my bed and now it looks like this *show sponge*
Person 2: Nigga that's a rusty sponge!
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a sponge that has passed through many bongos on spore then sprouted up like a little bean
The galactic sponge bit nibbler on his birthday.
Black monkey man
Orgin is the jungle, when threatened screams like monkey and throwing spears
Stop being a black sponge
Those DNA modified hampsters that sing and play guitar
see quisnos commercials
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