A steamy ceaser occurs when performing a hot lettuce and the female assumes the hiking position and prepares to receive the dressing. The Male positions himself behind and quickly and forcefully empties an entire bottle if ceaser dressing into the woman's anus. Immediately following, the woman sits on his erect penis and bounces vigorously, in order adequately toss the internal salad. Once both parties believe the ceaser is adequately mixed, the woman stands above the man's face and releases it eloquently into his open mouth. The woman then finalizes this masterpiece by forcefully shoving a fist full of croutons in the man's face while shouting "Hail Ceaser".
While in the emergency room Sally's doctor asked "can you tell me what happened here?" To which she replied "well sir, this was my first steamy ceaser."
The act of defecating on the face of a sexual partner while him or her licks your butthole.
Alex, while Carly rims his tight virgin butthole, proceeded to loosen his sphincter spilling days worth of 7-11 pizza and beer sharts all over Carly's face.
Alex shouted "How does that Steamy Wallin taste babe !?!?"
That super squishy delicious part of the thigh where the heat comes from
Pocket ninjas have the steamy thighs
When someone's pants are said to be steaming, either through having shit themselves or through being phenominally attractive.
I'd love to get into her steamy pants
or
He should go change his steamy pants
The act of shitting in one's hand then inserting the feces into your partner's butt while screaming "Steamy Muffin!"
Hey Jane have you had any steamy muffins lately?
A male receiving a blowjob while shitting then ejaculates all over the face of the person giving head.
I gave my girlfriend a steamy blizzard last night and her face looked like a ski slope that smelled shitty!
when youre sick, and you poop, and its not quite solid, but more like soft serve.
"dude, i have a wicked bad case of the creamy steamies."