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When you drop a turd in a porta potty and the blue liquid splashes up on your butthole.
Don’t worry, I’m clean down there. I hit the blue bidet at work today.
The back-splash that occurs when one pinches a loaf from a slight elevation. Recent innovation has shone light on the potential practical aspects of this previously undesirable situation.
"We were out of toilet paper, but i lucked out with a perfectly timed Nature's Bidet"
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Water that splashes up onto your legs and, occasionally, into your anus when dropping a turd into a toilet.
“Hey man, you’ve got a wet spot on the back of your leg.”
“Devil’s bidet must have hit me.”
When you are defecating and the rat in your toilet splashes your anus, cleaning it of fecal matter.
I had taco bell last night and my hood bidet was hard at work.
The act of cumming in a girl's mouth and then having her spit it into your own mouth, where you then spread her anus and spit the cum into it.
My girlfriend asked me to give her a Swedish Bidet and I couldn't say no
Brian gave Sally an awesome Swedish Bidet
The act of a self flushing toilet automatically flushing itself before you are done with your bowel movement thus causing your own excriment to splash upwards in a bidet-esque fashion and therefore landing on your backside. Usually experienced in a public restroom.
I was taking a shit, I leaned forward to grab some toilet paper to wipe my ass. Then al of a sudden SWOOSH, Cappuccino Bidet!
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(V) The surprise splash back of cold water on your sphincter after dropping a large shit, usually before the sphincter can completly close. Involuntary exclamations are said to sound just like Justin Bieber when he sings.
No matter how I aim or pinch it off, I always get a bieber bidet during a big dump.
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