Dinosaurism

A subdivision of the sporkism religion. This aspect of the religion is souly bent of the munching or bill gates, emo whores, france and france related areas, and my chemistry teacher. Dinosaurs usually just eat there prey, but they have been known to attack with sporks

Emo Whore: Why...Why are you doing this

Amazing dinosaur: because, you just dont deserve to live, the whole worlds about dinosaurism baby

Emo Whore: if only id seen the light earlier...nooooo! a spork

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Dinosaur Earth

The theory of earth being shaped like a dinosaur. Countless theories exist of why it is like that, some explaining that the velociraptors reshaped earth, the meteorite that killed the dinosaur reshaped it or that Waluigi created it as a dinosaur.

George, I find it ridiculous that you think the earth isn't flat.
Well Mike, I think the flat earth theory is stupid which is why I believe in the Dinosaur Earth theory which is way more realistic

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Dinosaur Earther

The people who are blessed with the knowledge of earth being dinosaur shaped.

Flat earthers smell so bad, I became a dinosaur earther instead.

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Dinosaur Dildo

A dildo, however 10 feet long and 5 feet wide. 100% certain to stretch your pussy to new limits.

“Yo my pussy is too tight. How can I stretch it out?”
“Ayyy what I used was a dinosaur dildo, and now mines so loose that you can stick your head in it!”

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Last Dinosaurs

An amazing band from Brisbane, Australia.

Last Dinosaurs, Amazing.

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dinosaur media

Broadcast television, newspapers and magazines.

Basically, those media outlets that are considered traditional but are being made obsolete by faster, more malleable technologies (blogs, podcasts, streaming content on mobile devices).

The phrase has gained provenance as traditional media sources shrink and lay off staff -- a slow extinction that mirrors the disappearance of dinosaurs, though with fewer explosions.

"I just got a job as a reporter at the Denver Post!" screamed Danny.

"Ugh," groaned Danny's girlfriend. "Why would you want to work for dinosaur media?"

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The Dinosaur Thing

Refering to a pornografic GIF posted at Funsubstance.com picturing a woman having a foursome with three Pterosaurs.

This is never to be spoken of.

Frank: "Hey, you guys remember The Dinosaur Thing?"
*four people start crying*

Carl: "God damnit, Frank, don't you ever bring that up!"

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