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The future wife of another man who will inevitably try and dominate you and your wallet.
"I just wanna fuck! Who needs a girlfriend?"
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Another term for your right hand.
Im writing with my girlfriend.
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A girl that you have to spend your time and money with. Most of your free time is takin so their isnt anytime for your bros or for xbox/playstation. Most guys only get them because they are lonly or want to get laid.
1) Bro 1: Come hang and play some xbox with the bros tonight!
Bro 2: Can't, I have a girlfriend.
2) "Man, Im getting laid tonight!"
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Loving, caring individual who stands by your side no matter what. Will, in some odd instances, become infatuated with dog demons from a certain anime that will not be mentioned. Damn dog demons.
OMFG why dont Melissa and Donnie just get a freaking room?!
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a firearm; a handgun; a type of weaponry
all i need in this life of sin, is me & my girlfriend, down to ride to the bloody end, just me & my girlfriend.
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When a bro can't hang out with you due to his girlfriend. This can be for many reasons. Maybe they are going antiquing, she may not like some bro's, sex night, etc. Similar to pussywhipped.
Dude 1: Man, John can't come out tonight. Dude 2: Why not? Dude 1: He got girlfriended.
The spice melange of the internet
Girlfriends are so rare