Random
Source Code

Hitchcock situation

Referencing a previous lover becoming "Psycho", sans the shower scene.

John is laying low to avoid his Hitchcock situation; corn doesn't even stalk like this bitch.

by Ralo January 9, 2008

6👍 2👎


rum situation

A really shitty situation that is so bad it burns your soul like a shot of foul nasty rum. Eventually it will lead to rum blindness.

Kids: our dad died and left us with all kinds of unresolved feelings and also left us in a struggle to gain control of his company.

Step-dad: it's a rum situation

Chiefly British

by KatyMarley April 18, 2023


situational tourettes

accidentally using "key phrases" in awkward situations.

She experienced situational tourettes by saying to her Uncle who is in the hospital dying, " Well, you only live once!"

While talking to a person of short stature she suffered from situational tourettes by saying, "well, I might not be smart, but at least I'm tall!"

by jaw1974 April 2, 2013


Darkness Situation

A particular point in time in which the you inside has died and is replaced with an all consuming void of suffering. Usually occurs at the beginnings and ends of academic terms.

"this semester fucked me up man."
"yeah, we've got a real darkness situation here"

by the sneaky snake January 17, 2018


Schroedinger's situation

When you are so broke that you incur penalties causing you to become more broke, thus incurring more penalties.

You are in Schroedinger's situation when you don't have the money to fix a broken taillight, so the cops give you a ticket. You pay the ticket, thereby incurring an overdraft charge. And so on.

by harmless_drudge April 18, 2011


Swiss the situation

to smooth over, without admitting to any wrong doing. To slide by. To not face the situation.

Don't swiss the situation.
He's trying to swiss the situation.

by A day in the life... October 28, 2010


Alex the situation

When you eat like a complete pig and make a mess in someone else's house.

Named after the youtuber mypalalex

Grim: Let me get a plate, I don't want to make a mess and completely "Alex the situation".
Alex: Awwwwwwwwweeee!

by @RichAbbottLOL November 21, 2016