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The style in which one's hair is arranged after a good rogering.
People can tell you've just had sex because now you have hump hair.
The typical long hair of anyone professionally involved with mathematics. It shows great commitment to the subject, so much so they can forget about their hair completely.
I bet he solves Fermat's last theorum, look at the math hair
When you've been wearing over-the-head headphones on big hair, like an afro, for some time, part of your hair becomes much lower than the rest. Now you've got headphone hair and may or may not look weird.
After wearing my headphones in my sleep, I woke up with the worst case of Headphone Hair.
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Butt hair that is brought up the back and onto the head.
Vrin: Did you see Trump today?
Jadu: His Trump hair had some dingleberries in it.
Vrin: That's disgusting.
Jadu: He likes a little bling.
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Spiked up crazy hair resembling that of legendary bass player for Blink-182, Mark Hoppus. He is known to have the sickest hair to ever exist and anyone achieving Hoppus Hair deserves respect.
interviewer: "mark how do you keep your hair like that, perfect Hoppus Hair?"
Mark Hoppus: "the secret to keeping your hair like this, if you wanna know the secret, is hair spray and not washing it. not washing much more than the hair spray."
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hair cape = a hip way of referring to your hair
Popularised by Amanda Bynes via her twitter.
i like my hair cape wavy or straight it just can't be dull
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