aol

Army of Lamers

I was interested in using AOL, but then I talked to the Army of Lamers, disguised as customer service..

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AOL

AOL stands for "Abhoringly Obtuse Lagging" and is used to define a cetain Internet provider, which is re-God Damn-diculously lame

"awwwww, my computer must be AOL-ing, damnit, should have gotten DSL"

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AOL

A good excuse to use Internet Explorer.

"AOL: well what can i say...it sucks!"

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aol

A waste of money, unless you enjoy having shit travel across your phone line onto your computer.

dude 1: whoa, man. There's shit on my computer screen!
dude 2: nah, that's AOL in all it's purest form
AOL lawyer: I'm going to throw a fist full of my turds at you!!!1

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aol

An ISP that many new people to the internet use. (see Newbies or Noobs)also used by people who try to be cool. (see l337)but never the less a horrible slow and unreliable isp.

"d00d, i wanna nuke this aol ip. that n00b must be ghey"

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aol

better know to me as aohell. It's a horrible service which drags it's ass more than nerv does. It boots me every 2 hours on the mark, and gives me fun spywear to deal with all the time. It is also completly uncompatable w/ windows XP.. so they fight as if aohell is the dragons of earth and windows xp is the dragons of heaven. And during there fights my poor compy transcends into no gayden goku hell, and waits till the barrier falls or the dragon of earth is banished into the castle of uranus.

OMFG...my compys dying..stop it AOHELL! STOP!!

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aol

Also known as "AOHELL".

AOL is one of the shit companies that is to blame for the unemployment in the United States, because they hire people in India for tech support - therefore adding to the reasons why psuedo-intellect posers who think they are punk bash President George W. Bush and his administration.

Also, it's the kind of company that will cancel the account of one of its users of 10 years because their online method of paying fucked up.

Oh yeah, and their High Speed internet is disgustingly slow compared to the other, cheaper, and more convenient internet providers out there.

Wow, you haven't cancelled your AOL account yet and replaced it with Comcast High Speed? Aw man, sucks for you.

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