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The belief that people should have access to abortion services. To be pro-abortion is to believe that people have the ability to decide what is best for them and their pregnancies including ending them if need be. Pro-abortion does NOT mean that abortion is the answer for every pregnancy.
Ashley: Personally, I think everyone should have access to abortion services.
Judy: I don't. I'm pro-life.
Ashley: No you're not. You're anti-abortion and I'm pro-abortion.
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The act of giving birth directly into Lake Superior from atop the Lift Bridge.
The other day I was in Canal Park and this lady was having a Duluth Abortion in plain daylight. The baby struggled for damn near 20 minutes.
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Giving birth directly into the mouth of a bear.
"If Roe v. Wade gets repealed, so long as we have Grizzly bears you can still get a Tennessee abortion."
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When a skater dude bombs his trick right on a heavily pregnant woman
Dude I got paid 20 bucks today to bomb a trick right on this pregnant woman
So I called it skate aborting
Someone who is so profoundly ignorant that you feel they should have been aborted at birth, yet they still walk the earth today.
That guy Joe is the literal definition of a walking abortion
Drop-kicking a potential "baby-mama" down the stairs.
Keisha: "I ain't had no puriod yet, so you gon haf to take me to da woman clinic to get anotha abortion."
Terell: "That place is fo' rich-ass white folks! I'm takin you to tha Ghetto Abortion clinic!"
Keisha: "Where that is?"
(Terell leaps five feet in the air, delivers a swift kick to Keisha's forehead, which sends her down five flights of stairs)
Terell: "Aww, snap
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The act of killing a joke before it comes to fruition. Typical situations involve a third party ruining the timing of the joke, or the expectation surrounding the joke growing exponentially in such a way that when actually said, the joke is rendered unfunny by contrast with the listeners expectation.
"hahah right, but no one really likes to drive a Mini, it's like having..."
"Oh, just remembered, don't forget to give me that money you owe me."
"...sex with a midget, damn you idiot you just aborted my joke!"
"If you don't have any money you should try to say... ah forget it"
"What?"
"It's a geek joke, it's not even very funny"
"Now you have to say it"
"No way, forget it"
"Say the joke already", "C'mon dude we're waiting!"
"Ok, jesus, you should try to say "sudo give me a beer"
*silence*
"Don't look at me, you guys made a total joke abortion"
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