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the smallest town you will ever see. it is full of hippies, druggies, and little sluts. there is nothing to do. all the hot guys are total dicks, and all the hot girls are sluts. if you aren't either a hot guy, or a hot girl, you are a loser with no friends.
wow, i can't wait till i'm 18, so i can move out of this hippie town i like to call Homer Alaska.
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When you are so incredibly high that the only thing you can mutter to your smoking buddy is "I'm baked Alaska". And instantly they know how dank your weed was.
Damn britt I'm baked Alaska
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To take a shit, freeze it and reinsert it
bob: I'm bored sexually we should try something new
Melvin: How about an alaska pipeliner!
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Noun: Super warm slippers, like something one would wear in Alaska.
Being from Florida, I am not used to 40 degree weather I need some Alaska Slippers for my frozen feet.
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A form of masturbation where one has two bowls of water, one hot and one ice cold. After having a hand in each for an appropriate amount of time before masturbating; the hand is changed after each stroke altering from hot to cold, thus a Baked Alaska.
Sally gave me a baked alaska last night, my dick is so confused.
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when a used condom is frozen and then used as a dildo
Jeffery's frozen alaska gave Mary a great night.
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The is a delicious treat given to ones loved one. It’s when you poop in a dixi cup, jerk off into that dixi cup and then freeze the treat for your significant other.
Last night I gave my girl “baked Alaska”, when I told her she cried and said “I love”! I think I’m gonna marry her!!
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