Someone who is either retarded, shit at video games, stupid as fuck, sucks at basketball, and wears fake jewelery.
Alek is such a bigtoasty retard
Aleks is a hot looking guy that always helps and is good at video games he supports his friends a lot
Girl1:how has Aleks been
Girl2:awesome his super hot
Girl 1: o I wish I could meet Aleks
Alek's can be smart but most of their achievements come from their hard work and tenacity. Alek's are often very ambitious and need to create room for rest so they can pursue what is most important. They are very discerning, wise, and humble, they can be a handful sometimes very fiery, their zealousness is often a pursuit of someone or something they love and if not handled correctly can become problematic. Alek's do not take no for an answer, they are the very definition of a man, pursuing their goals excelling at them all the same, and it's because they are never less than 110 percent. Alek's are extremely good looking but don't tell them that their humility won't allow them to acknowledge but they were designed by God. if you were, to sum up, the heart of an Alek it would be in three words "perseverance, diligence, and love. If you know an Alek then you know Their charm can be difficult to shake off and you'll never get enough of them.
Alek's can be smart but most of their achievements come from their hard work and tenacity. Alek's are often very ambitious and need to create room for rest so they can pursue what is most important. They are very discerning, wise, and humble, they can be a handful sometimes very fiery, their zealousness is often a pursuit of someone or something they love and if not handled correctly can become problematic. Alek's do not take no for an answer, they are the very definition of a man, pursuing their goals excelling at them all the same, and it's because they are never less than 110 percent. Alek's are extremely good looking but don't tell them that their humility won't allow them to acknowledge but they were designed by God. if you were, to sum up, the heart of an Alek it would be in four words "perseverance, diligence, and love and Faithful". Alek's are the best of friends. If you know an Alek then you know Their charm can be difficult to shake off and you'll never get enough of them.
A dude that actually produces heat and THC out of his body and is in a constant state of high. Give him a salad and he will turn your toilet into Chernobyl with no mercy.
Oh no Alek went into the bathroom... better start shopping for a new toilet.
Homophobic Magic the Gathering Player. Typically resides in the state of New Jersey. Has .2 inch dick. Cum filled toes.
OH SHIT THERES AN ALEK PATOSCHKA ON MY DICK
Used to describe really disgusting and unhygienic apartments.
"Eww, that apartment looks like Magn og Aleks lejlighed"
The epitome of man. Truly the world's best lifeform. the only equivalent is maxing out every single stat in a video game. Looks, 10, Bitch Pulls, 10, Muscles, 10, hair 10
Alek David fish is the best man on earth.