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A damn good punk rock/emo/hard rock band.
Ahh, the glorious sounds of Almost Never... find them at www.almostnever.com.
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When your “everything” bagel has barely any of the “everything” on it.
Look at this almost everything bagel. There is nothing on it!
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A phase used to describe the extremely beautiful.
Wow, That girl over there is almost as sexy as Kitty.
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An understatement for: Really shouldn't think about it at all.
"They say he fucked an ostrich." "Just him? I'd think fucking an ostrich would be at least a three-man job." "It's almost not worth thinking about."
An expression of being surprised
When I heard your sister was pregnant, I almost dropped my popcorn.
An amazing game show that is aired in the U.K and narrated by the rubberbandits. In the show, 10 contestants must complete 5 games, with 50 lives. Every time you fail a game, you lose a life. Lose 15 lives and you fail the game and move on to another one. Some popular games include: Enter Trouser, Punch Your Own Face, and my personal favourite, Tiny Bike.
Dude 1: Have you ever seen the almost impossible game show?
Dude 2: Yeah! My favourite game is Punch Your Own Face!
Boo hoo mothefucker. Pull yourself together.
You cycled all the way across europe and you’re tired? Well, I almost shed a tear.
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