A person that talks up big, however lives so far away that you could never hold them accountable to their claims.
CALVIN CLAIMS THAT HE CAN BEAT SETH IN A FIGHT BUT WE ALL KNOW HE IS BEING AN ALVIN.
Likes to suck HUGE dick and has choad. he's a spoilt brat that has 2 friends. HE IS SOOOOO UGLY. Nigga
Person1: eew who's that
Person2: oh it's just alvin being ugly
Person1: I want to hurl
Fruity ass nigga, with drug addictions. Nigga be off a perc 24/7. Brother is Joe Jones
Look its that fruity nigga Alvin, run.
funny, nice, and one of 3 chipmunks
Anyone: OMG IS THAT THE REAL ALVIN FROM ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS
Anyone: wow be my friend
Alvin is a type of basketball player and Asian but pulls ugly women’s and always makes fun of his/her friends
Eats a bunch of honey bbq wings . Loves honey bbq wings
Hey Alvin you love honey bbq wings
Eats a bunch of honey bbq wings . Loves honey bbq wings .
Hey Alvin you want some honey bbq wings ? “Yes I would love some #8 from salems large drink too