dead lay

a girl thats doesn't moan or scream while having sex. Makes the guy do all the work

The sex was awful she was a dead lay it wore me out.

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moo-lay

A really cool and sophisticated way to say "mullet," since anything sounds more cool and sophisticated if you pronounce it as if it were French. It also allows you to encode your comment, in case you're overheard.

It has nothing to do with fucking a cow, although there may be some correlation between having a mullet and having a desire to pork the beef.

See also low-zay

"Check out that mullet!" he said, but made sure he pronounced it "moo-lay."

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lay out

To hit someone hard enough that they get knocked out, preferably with one punch.

I'm gonna fuckin lay him out if he tries anything

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lay wood

To penetrate a woman via sexual intercourse

Tim: I'm gonna lay wood tonight for sure. Stephanie so wants me, dude.

David: Huh?

Tim: We're having sex!

David: Bruh, just say that then

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bum lay

someone who is bad in bed.
ie...just lays theres, cannot take a hint,
refuses to follow suggestions, a person you would
never sleep w/ again.

i slept with this guy last night, && omg, he was such a bum lay.

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Laying In Bed

When a boy is flirting over text this usually means "I want puss pics," or "I'm about to send a d*k pic."

Mary: Wyd?
Josh: Laying in bed hbu? ;)
Mary: wat lmao
Josh: *sends very inappropriate picture*

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laying cable

A really nice long thin shit... something that will reach around the s-bend - something to be proud of.

"The phone - for you..."
"Gimme a second - I'm laying cable!"

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