Anchor Essay

An essay that is worth a good percentage of your grade in 2 or more classes. An Anchor Essay usually combines aspects of those classes, and is graded by the teachers of those classes.

Also known as "Sunshine Essays"

When the History teacher set the due date for the Anchor Essay, the class groaned.

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stay anchored

(n.) The quality of holding on when everything else is sinking, grabbing on to what keeps you standing, and having the courage to swim to matter how fierce and scary the ocean.

"Don't worry Bob. Everything will be okay, just stay anchored. I know you can get through this."

Set the anchor

Getting a hot girl pregnant, causing her to be stuck with you for at least 18 years.

I knew I couldn’t get with her twice so the first time I did I had to set the anchor

child anchor

When a young child immobilises you by attatching themselves to either your leg or by sitting on your foot, thus anchoring you to the spot.

Hungry Husband returning home after a day at work: "What d'you mean, dinners not ready"

Wife with child anchor: "Can't you see I'm completely immobilsed, what with this child anchor"

Anchoring Jake

Using a Item anally that is attached to a string , chain , and / or ribbon and attaching it to a inanimate object to restrain the individual from movement .

A sexual term used to describe a position .

We were experimenting with each others body and I decided to give him a anchoring jake. He was brought to a instant euphoria knowing he was anchored to the bed.

Anchoring the boat

pumpin a chicks ass cheeks (not stickin it in) and having your ball sac anchor on and off her pussy.

i was anchoring the boat on that bitch last night.

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anchor man

(verb) To drop kick an item, animal, or person in anger as Jack Black's character does when he boots Ron Burgundy's dog off a bridge in the movie Anchor Man.

If that kid doesn't stop crying, I'm gonna anchor man it across the yard.

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