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A common phrase used to describe the act of being pushed into a large mountain of pineapples. Upon stumbeling his/herself to his/her feet, he/she is then knocked to the ground and stomped on repetedly by a furious Micheal J Fox wearing figureskates. Upon admittance to the hospital, a unborn leaopard is fed through the UV into the victems blood stream.
Oh Man, what happened to that chick?
I heard her boyfriend gave her an Andre!
He's so heartless how could he do such a thing!
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Andre is a quiet guy who has your back and usually corrects you all the time and knows how to game like no other.....
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A person who is really interested in you one day and randomly has a change in their mood the next day because they don't know what they want. Usually an indecisive, immature guy.
Boy: "Hey, I really like you and want to spend the rest of my life with you."
Girl: "Aw me too."
Next morning...
Boy: "So I just wanna be friends."
Girl: wow, he totally just pulled an Andre
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A Andre, A Type of person who is always depressed and acts like an asshole.
Who bullshits himself everyday, and regrets everything that he does after he does something bad. A Selfish person.
Andre why you so down all the time?
Andre your such an idiot!
Andre You always do something so stupid.
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Andre is a great person. He is great in several meanings, he is super tall, you may would describe him as a gigantic moloch. This legendary body is often compared to a greece demigod but Andre´s real greatness comes by his mind and chararakter. He always got your back and his crazy large brain (it weights 22 fucking pounds) is a real gamechanger for all of us. Having a friend as epic as Andre is incredible. Under fitting circumstances, Andre can be funny. Great news: The circumstances fit most of the time, he is hilarious.
He also invented "Memeology" as a subject area in several highly credited universitys in central europe.
The combination of this mans incredible mind with his unbelievable physical attributes caused his ban in several eastern european and a fiew asian states.
Give it a few years and his hometown will honor the living legend him with a 34 ft. high bronze statue.
"Andre wants the music quieter."
"Andre brother is this pizza still hot?"
"Bruuuuuh Andre.."
"That drink is on fire, well done Andre"
"Jau Andre, die Jungs aus der Höhle machen am Samstag eine Generalvollversammlung, komm mal wieder raus aus MS, wir vermissen dich hier"
A nice guy that all the ladies like he’s a sweet, funny, and amazing type of guy he’s the perfect boyfriend.
Girl:1 Wow that guy is so hot!
Girl:2 I bet his name is Andre
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Positive and charming. The kind of guy people gravitate toward. Very witty and hardworking
Girl, you better go get you an Andre. He's so smooth
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