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A gay, italian, emo and short guy, he's my brother and his bf is Will Solace. Son of Hades.
girl: Nico Di Angelo is soo hot!!
me: im sorry to tell you, but he's gay and he have a bf...!
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Not only is he a teenage mutant ninja turtle, but he has these amazing powers that make girls fall in love with him. That pearly white smile, and his handsome face, what more could a girl want? Plus he can kick some serious ass. What a man. I love you Michael.
Watch the t.v. shows or movies. Michael Angelo Torres is legit.
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An adorable gay bean of death.
Stay away from his happy meals.
Nico di Angelo: “you’re not my type”
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Michael Angelo Batio, sometimes called simply "MAB," is the greatest guitarist of all time. With the ability to play upwards of 900 trillion notes per nanosecond on a slow day, he makes makes Herman Li and Yngwie Malmsteen look (and sound) like complete guitar n00bs.
He started as the guitarist for 80s hair band Nitro before going on to start a solo career. He has many custom made instruments and gear, most notably the V shaped double guitar and the X shaped quad guitar. He starred in an instruction DVD series called "Speed Kills," so named because if you attempt anything he teaches on the DVDs (or even watch them for that matter) you will die.
MAB also invented the hairstyle of having it hang in front of you eyes, but the emo subculture stole it from him. As a result, everytime he sees an emo, he punches them in the face with a soundwave.
"The Speed of MAB" is the fastest speed known known to mankind. It is so fast that it is incalcuable by human standards. An object travelling at the Speed of MAB can travel several billion lightyears in a matter of seconds.
-DragonForce pays Michael Angelo Batio not to destroy them.
-MAB originally invented Guitar Hero, but abandoned the project when the product testers exploded trying to play the easiest song.
-An object travelling at the speed of light can get from earth to the moon in 1.2 seconds. That's long enough for MAB to play every song ever known to any man thirty-thousand times each. On a slow day.
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Shadow: The coolest guy found and the creator of camp-halfblood discord server.
Shadow D' Angelo : The coolest guy found and the creator of camp-halfblood discord server.
Shadow {heyo} peeps.
people:where you've been bro?
{Shadow}:in the Shadow
people: but you are shadow
Shadow : exactly
while receiving a blowjob, you submerge the head of the woman in a bathtub, causing her to suck for air as you cram your junk down her gasping throat. making her suck on your johnson for air.
I gave my girl a San Angelo Snorkel in the hotel bathroom.
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