angry baker

Before having sexual intercourse with a known skank one must first insert his member into a loaf of yeast filled bread. Moments after, one must proceed in having vaginal intercourse with known skank thus insuring a vicious yeast infection. (Assuming known skank is not currently afflicted with a yeast infection.)

After working at the bakery all day I went down to bang that skank megan. Little did she know that she was about to receive one hell of an angry baker.

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angry dragon

Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

I gave your mom an angry dragon last night!

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angry narwhal

While in the bathtub, spa, or pool and getting oral sex, push your partner's head underwater and poke at their face with your penis.

"She was being a huge bitch and I was gonna dump her so when we got in her hot tub, I gave her the angry narwhal and left."

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Angry Whale

When a man ejaculates into the anus and the recipient farts afterwards spewing seman into the air like a whales blowhole.

I came in my girls ass and she gave me the angry whale!!

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Angry Picasso

When you are getting a blowjob and you are about to jizz you pull out of her mouth and dick slap here in the face and the jizz creates and abstract looking picture on her face.

Stephanie was loving giving a blowjob last night till I gave her an Angry Picasso. She was angry after

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Angry Marine

1. A Space Marine chapter created on 4Chan. Known for been really angry all the time, and Powerfeet.

ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME!- Angry marine hymn

"BEAT THE LIVING HELL OUT OF SHIT WITH YOUR POWER BAT. IF YOU'RE TOO PANTS ON HEAD RETARDED TO FIND SOMETHING TO HIT, YOU BETTER FUCKING START RUNNING."- High Chaplain Peterson

"POWERFEET ARE FOR KICKING THOSE FUCKS IN THE BALLS!-Anonymous

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Angry Ghost

While a man is laying on the bed and his girl friend is under the covers giving him head, he farts and holds the covers closed so she can't get out. When she smells the fart, she'll try to get out and look like a ghost who's really pissed off

I gave her an angry ghost last night, she was fucking pissed but she's a bitch anyway.

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