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What Little Red Riding Hood said when she went to visit someone like Sean Lawless or Joey from "Jenny 'n' Joey".
Rather than her being startled and confused at seeing da disguised Wolf occupying her gramma's bed, I imagine dat our favorite crimson-headwear-clad fairytale-character would have been totally delighted when she said, "But Sir, what big balls you have!", since it would have meant dat she would have good times not only fondling said jumbo heavy testicles, but also feeling the extra-large load of warm thick sperm that said oversize genitals could probably produce shooting either into her mouth or up inside of her.
You have one new text message. High five
You have one new text message. High five
when you have nothing to say, this phrase is used to break silence and as a conversation starter
Person 1: *chewing gum*
*silence*
Person 2: "I want some blue gum. Do you have blue gum for me?"
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A word of engrish. It comes from the All your base are belong to us craze.
Commonly coming after "What you say ??", this line is a sign that they will be dooomed.
"Take off every 'ZIG'" is the next line.
What you say ?? I'm going to make sure that you have no chance to survive, make your time !! Ha ha ha.
Take off every 'ZIG'
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It's a metaphor for asking what someone is up to or doing
Friend: i'm bored and i have nothing to do right now. What do you have your elbows in?
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expression, phrase; English
1. I have zero personality and my obsession with my child borders on sickness
2. Yes, my child is acting like a brat in public and I'm doing nothing about it
3. I regret my own decisions, but I pretend that I don't; join me so I'm not so jealous of you
-"Man, I will NEVER allow my children to smear shit all over the neighbors!"
"Well, once you have kids you'll think differently!!!"-
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instructions unclear, put the computer in the CD
whoops you have to put the cd in your computer