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Do You Have to go to college to be an emojiologist?

No. Emojiology Is a extremely simple career for teenagers. The requirements to be a Emojiologist is too start posting emojis on Instagram as a teenager and then keep posting them until you make a $1 Million Dollars.

Do You Have to go to college to be an Emojiologist?

by Jkr Moji September 9, 2020


Do you have games on your phone

Something said by little children, mostly relatives, to annoy you.

Little timmy: do you have games on your phone?

Person: *Slaps the child*

by Lazyfemale August 11, 2023


You have one new text message

You have one new text message. High five

You have one new text message. High five

by WordDisassociation November 1, 2020


do you have blue gum for me?

when you have nothing to say, this phrase is used to break silence and as a conversation starter

Person 1: *chewing gum*

*silence*

Person 2: "I want some blue gum. Do you have blue gum for me?"

by J. Robinson May 12, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


You have no chance to survive, make your time

A word of engrish. It comes from the All your base are belong to us craze.

Commonly coming after "What you say ??", this line is a sign that they will be dooomed.

"Take off every 'ZIG'" is the next line.

What you say ?? I'm going to make sure that you have no chance to survive, make your time !! Ha ha ha.

Take off every 'ZIG'

by Cheshil March 20, 2004

96๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


what do you have your elbows in?

It's a metaphor for asking what someone is up to or doing

Friend: i'm bored and i have nothing to do right now. What do you have your elbows in?

by cinnamonxsticks November 16, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Once you have kids you'll think differently!!!

expression, phrase; English

1. I have zero personality and my obsession with my child borders on sickness
2. Yes, my child is acting like a brat in public and I'm doing nothing about it
3. I regret my own decisions, but I pretend that I don't; join me so I'm not so jealous of you

-"Man, I will NEVER allow my children to smear shit all over the neighbors!"

"Well, once you have kids you'll think differently!!!"-

by Terran Nytefyer March 13, 2010

84๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž