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when your significant other puts a condom that is made of metal to make u stop fucking other bitches and/or men.
Guy 1: Dude my girlfriend caught me cheating on her
Guy 2: Damn what'd she do to you?
Guy 1: She put me on penile arrest.
when u commit a crime but then the cop starts catching feels and lets you go
“She’s lucky that he let her off with a no stress arrest!”
False arrest is a common law tort, where a plaintiff alleges they were held in custody without probable cause, or without an order issued by a court of competent jurisdiction. Although it is possible to sue law enforcement officials for false arrest, the usual defendants in such cases are private security firms.
False arrest 🤔
When you and your Buddies go around and do haneous acts in school you get detention and cafeteria arrest.
Dude come with me to the bathroom
I cant I have cafeteria arrest
Damn sucks to be you
A sudden, sometimes temporary, cessation of the function of testicles.
I got dick punched so hard last night I went into nardiac arrest.
Another word for blow or cocaine.
Gimme some cardiac arrest
Gimme some cardiac arrest i been fiendish of late.
Adj- Hard night of partying, where one wakes up feeling oh so beaten up.
Noun- Best local band Lafayette has to offer. Full of bodacious doods, and rockin' music
I woke up this morning with an extreme case of partiac arrest.
Man, last night I went to a Partiac Arrest show, it was most certainly the greatest.