Rural Dictionary

Asian

An Asian is someone that is related to Asia or its people.
There are 3 types of Asians.

Asian - Americans, Asian - Canadians, and the Original Asians
There are different type of Asian Americans the first is the typical trying to be black Asian, the second is the quiet Asian, and the third is one that watches anime or plays games such as league of legends.
The original Asians were born in Asia and usually have an Asian accent speaking english most of the time but if their first language was English they might not have an accent.
Canadian Asians for all I know are not as ghetto as American Asians and they tend to mostly play video games and watch anime.

So what kind of Asian are you?

by ThatAfkGuy September 16, 2016

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Asianitis

A highly infectious disease that is the direct result of being bit by someone of asian ethnicity. Similar to being bit by a werewolf, symptoms only show on full moons. Symptoms include: yellowing of skin, increased brain capacity, developing a strange accent, widening of eyelids, and an uncanny craving for rice, sushi, noodles, etc. HIGHLY INFECTIOUS maybe even deadly...Currently a major problem in China, Korea, Mongolia, Myanmar, Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, The Philippines, and California. highly recommended to get vaccinated if you are exposed to ashuns.

I'm sorry to inform you, but you have contracted Asianitis.

by πππππ October 3, 2011

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