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An automatic chat bot that portraits the persona of Bill Gates, similar to iGod in its nature, but original in essence.
Fun if you are bored
"I went to Ask Gates.com and had a talk with Bill Gates"
derrick is a claw hammer, whose decision is usually final. when faced with a decision, derrick always obliges a suitable answer. derrick can decide if a vehicle part is suitable for resale, if a window should be open, or if the office calculator needs replacing.
is that switch fucked?
i dont know, let me ask derrick.
(swift firm downward smashing action to the switch)
yep, its fucked!
boss, can we have a new calculator?
no.
but derrick decided we need a new one?
Who Asked is commonly used in pointless internet arguments when the opponent runs out of meaningful things to say, often times this is an addition of weakness.
Greg: my grandmother died
George: Who?
Greg: My Grandmother-
George: WHO ASKED
Asking alexandria started in 08 in the UK. Their first album was "stand up and scream" leading off with their second one "reckless and relentless" and now in 2013 their album "from death to destiny" is released and I personally think all asking alexandria songs are inspirational and everyone should check them out some time, so yea lol
Me: have you heard of the new Asking alexandria album????
Friend : no
Me: go suck a dick XD coughjuniorcough
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Someone who constantly asks for your advise then does the exact opposite of what you told them.
When my boss asks me how to fix an issue with the team and I give her an educated suggestion - she does the opposite. She is such an Ask Hole!
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female ejaculate. Another way of describing gushing. It refers to a women's studies professor who would know the answer to a little asked question such as, "what is lady jizz called?"
That man was so fine I ask nancied just looking at him
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A group of dangerous hackers ran by its two leaders known as Manix and TrAnZiT. They have hacked many websites and steal their database full of usernames & passwords for them to steal their money using paypal. They have also been known to dox or find information on the people who threaten them in any sort of way.
The ASK Team hacked the databases of many russian websites.
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