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Someone that, by their very existence alone, can make religious people very angry.
Guy1: Did you hear Tom is an atheist?
Person on internet hiding behind anonymity: He must worship Satan, let's burn his house down.
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Not a greedy know-it-all teenager, who pretends to hate religion but celebrates Christmas, as posted by anonymous, rather someone who does not believe in god. This person may or may not celebrate the overly-commercial holiday of Christmas which no longer has a basis in religion.
I do not believe in any deity, therefore I am an atheist.
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The belief in atheism means that someone who believes so strongly in their own wisdom and knowledge that they refuse to aknowledge the existence of God. These people will say that God can't logically exhist. Example: Out of everything there is to know ever, the average person knows MAYBE 1% of all of it. In the other 99%, dont you think that there could be proof that God exists. Of course if you're a strong atheist, then this doesnt matter, because you refuse to believe in God. The one who created the very hairs on your head. Atheism just doesnt make logical sense.
Atheist: Hmm, where did all of this world come from? I think that a mass trillions of years ago was all collected in one place, which finally came apart due to some kind of explosion, by chance...
God: wouldnt it just make more sense to know that I created it all? That everything you know and more was simply imagined by me? Just a thought...
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a person with no faith in any diety who do not need to disprove god because there is no proof in the first place
<christian> well prove that there is no god
<athiest> prove that there is no forty foot tall rabbit sitting on your shoulder
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1. The dictionary definition which does not really fit on the internet, is: A lack of belief in a particular God, or Gods.
2. The real definition, which applies to the internet: The member of a religion of mostly anti-christians.
This is a religion characterized by word games and made up of mostly former childhood Christians from the western world.
Fun fact: It is the only religion in the world that uses semantics to pretend it is not a religion by quoting the above dictionary definition as if it actually reflects their religious beliefs and activities.
Uses code words:
'religion' usually means Christianity, sometimes means Islam, but almost never means any other religion.
Reason with a capital 'R' showing they worship some form of reason that is not a dictionary definition but a religious one.
'xtian' instead of 'Christian'.
They say 'YOUR God' when speaking to you, especially if you're Christian. They really mean 'I reject God'.
Some more honestly say, 'Judeo-Christian God' but are very careful not to actually bash Jews directly since they know it is still taboo in society, so they generally stick to Christians.
Some favourite activities include:
1. Dislike bombing Christian Videos
2. Like bombing their own videos
3. Comment flooding religious videos, especially Christian or anything mentioning atheism
Internet atheism may be the official religion of YouTube, but this has yet to be statistically confirmed. Though visual evidence is quite overwhelming.
'I'm an atheist, I don't believe in YOUR God'
'I am an atheist, atheism by definition is not a religion'
'Atheist's believe in Reason, and Science.' (Note the characteristic capital letters.)
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People who do not believe in God, however this is a faith. The true term for not having any beliefs is agnostic. Atheists, contrary to whatever they say, are hypocrites. They are not willing to believe in anything you say, or consider it. Most have inflated ego's, and a superiority complex. They spend time saying how misguided anybody with a religion is and are incredibly vicious when it comes to religion. They regard a simple use of the word "faith" as a free for all. they will not consider changing religions and regard any believer as a lesser species.
Christian #1: So I went to church yesterday, I really like it there, you should come with me.
Atheist: Fuck you, That is for idiots.
Christian #2: The bible says to keep an open mind.
Atheist: Fuck your bible, I'm the smart one here, I'll do the thinking.
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1. A person who does not believe in a Creator, a god, or any ultimate being that is above the human race. An atheist usually has no problem with those who believe in a god, but those that do believe sometimes tend to surround themselves with others that share their beliefs because they are taught to in their religion.
2. Not the devil.
3. Does not believe in an afterlife, creator, god, and usually does believe in evolution.
4. The opposite of an idiot who believes in speaking in tongues, an omnipotent being, and that the world is 5,000 years old.
5. Usually will enjoy the movie "Religulous."
6. Bill Maher, Seth Mcfarlane, Brian Griffin, etc.
7. Some may be more open minded than people who were raised as very strict Christians.
Brian: "Oh, your barking up the wrong tree Meg. I'm an atheist."
Family: *Gasp*
Peter: "What's that?"
Brian: "Well, I don't believe in God."
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