When you get all itchy and you spend 20 minutes scratching yourself cause it feels so good.
Person 1 - I just had a massive scratch attack
Person 2 - I feel fat and sassy
Person 1 - Right...
When your thinking about your crush for a long ass time. Like bro your stalking them, and your just fucking looking at their pictures and listening to their type of music. And your just sitting on your couch with a hoodie and think to yourself “damn he/she will never like me” and your heart is pounding. So yea that’s a ducking crush attack.
Jade: yo you good fam
Nathaly: nahh...brooo. I can’t stop thinking about this fuckinggg bitchhhhh. Ughhh.
Jade: damn bruh. Crush attacks suck
Nathaly: frrrrr
When you're suddenly & out of nowhere, swarmed by a pile of men in tuxedos. Can be used, depending on emphasis, as a statement of shock, or an insult to the well-dressed gentlemen.
You see 'Black & Gold' by Sam Sparro? It's a total penguin attack, like, halfway through!
when you have more that 5 facebook statuses in less then 10 minutes. eventually blowing up everyone news feed and resulting in no friends.
dave: STOP BLOWING UP MY NEWS FEED WITH YOU GAY ASS STATUSES!
willy: sorry, i was having a status attack
The HUGE urge you have to yell the word "SURE" a million times when someone is telling u a bullshit story, fact, or anything unbelievable in general
steve was telling me about his crazy weekend in california with p-diddy and i almost had a full blown SURE attack
That little orgasm you have when you stretch every muscle in your body at the same time.
Often a Stretch Attack starts from a yawn and ends up making you raise your arms, stand on your tip toes, and scream.
Loosh: The other night I thought I was walking in on John and his girlfriend having sex. However, I soon came to discover upon further investigation, that my roommate John was in fact conceiving a Stretch Attack.
Doing a math problem that is meant to trick you in Mr. Cassidy's class
Here comes the Cass Attack
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