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see Valentine's Day. Also known as S.A.D., Singles' Awareness Day is how perpetually single people refer to Valentine's Day.
As Jenny began to notice conversation hearts and sickening mushy cards gracing the shelves of retail stores, she knew that Singles' Awareness Day was coming up.
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the Chode Awarness Geek is the guy people ask to explain what a chode is... usually to a mother in a long awkward drive home...
douche bag: hey ur a chode
chode awarness geek: no, i'm not... fuck you!
lady: whats a chode?
douche bag: ask the chode awarness geek...
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The latest DARPA program to officially take away the rights from the Americans.
Only thing I agree with the ACLU on is that their against Total Information Awareness.
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No, it’s NOT no-simp September. it’s suicide awareness month… Please stop covering up something serious 😃
Person A: It’s No-simp-sept-
Person B: 💥🔫 Shut the hell up, it’s suicide awareness month.
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anyone who walks or bikes around outside while being wholly immeresed in their ipod orwith their cellphone plastered to their ear, often looking straight ahead and being completely clueless about his/her surroundings. remember, darwin gets the smart rich ones too ya' know.
"hey, check out that chick walking straight across the intersection while gabbing on her cell phone. she didn't even bother to check for cars- what a situational awareness retard."
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a day to recognize all the little cherries out there who can’t get any
“Happy virgin awareness day Sam!”
“Shut up, not everyone can get hoes like you Chad!”
Cult Awareness Month starts in August, and is not widely celebrated, mostly because I just made it up.
"Hey dude, it's almost August, Cult Awareness Month!"