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A sugar daddy thats younger than you
"Savannah, how old is your sugar daddy baby?"
"19"
"Girl what the fuck he 6 years younger"
"SO IM GETTING THAT SHMONEY"
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When you have a MILF/cougar who you have to let know she your baby and you are the daddy
your the baby I'm the daddy
When you have a MILF/cougar and have to let her know she the baby and you the daddy!
your the baby I'm the daddy
A Safety Baby Daddy is a friend whom agrees to have a baby with you after a certain age if you have remained single and childless.
“If I don’t have a child by 35, can we agree to have a child with each other?”
“Yes I will be your safety baby daddy”
A baby daddy with benefits is a person whom a woman shares a child or children with, and goes to bed with. In which, they do not have a romantic or friendship type of relationship and only take about the child outside of sex. They sleep with each other whenever it’s convenient for them or when the children are in school/daycare.
Guy: Hey what you doing?
Girl: Nothing much, my Baby daddy with benefits (BDWB) is coming over tonight though.
When the sperm donor who was present and unhesitatingly participated in the boogering of eachother that caused the eggo to become prego; dips in and out whenever he feels the want and/or need regardless of your wishes which causes you to lose you're mind more and more each time he comes around saying "love"this, talking "family" that, which happens on repeat until either you or him dies.
*Note: Child(ren) becoming adult(s) living own lives does not and will not ever relieve symptoms caused from Baby daddy batty.
Opposite of Baby mama drama
Baby moms: "I can't stand my baby's dad, he dont ever get me this upset that I be acting up this crazy like"
Baby moms homegirl(aka "auntie"): " You're probably going loco cabeza coo coo bonkers or how they say baby daddy batty cuz of him and his b.s. Mmhhmm."
euphemism for male masturbation
Becoming a baby daddy typically (though not always) requires a male orgasm, and so for a male to bring about an orgasm on his own could count as practicing for the eventual orgasm that will result in baby daddy-hood.
A: "What are you doing this weekend?"
B: "Not too much... mostly just practicing to be a baby daddy."
A: "Don't get it in your eye."