Retarded. Possibly the most 'special' person you will ever meet.
Girl 1: Haha she's so stupid.
Girl 2: Duh she's Amy Baker.
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defined as one with an abundance of winning. Strikingly Beautiful and is quite possibly the best man on Earth. Known To Many as the God Of Awesomeness. Women want him and men want to be him. He is the most interesting man in the world's son.
1.Praise Ethan God of Awesomeness!
2.I wish I was Ethan Baker!
3.Everyone loves Ethan Baker!
4.I want to have Ethan Baker's Children!
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One of the friends of the Bob and Tom radio show. His real name is Ron Sexton, who is also known for popular call-ins to the show, such as: Kenny Tarmac, Floyd the Trucker and Morgan Freeman. Often is found in the classifieds, with a boat for sale. Also a member of the band, "Donnie Baker and the Pork Pistols."
Quotes:
"Hey man, it's Donnie Baker."
"I swear to God I would"
"Shut up, Randy."
"I gotta go."
"Hey baby what say you and me have a three way: you, me and some of this pork!"
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When all the crazy people from Baker College run around naked covered in just shaving cream. Performed on the 13th and 31st (or 26th if no 31st) of every month.
Uh oh, you better close the door. Baker 13 is tonight.
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on a scale of 1 to legendary (1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-EPIC-legendary), baker's legendary is above all
i dont need an example for baker's legendary it's self explanatory...dumbasses...
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A name for a very beautiful young lady, she has the most amazing smile you will ever see, she doubts herself but she is truly perfect in every way, she is loved by many but also doesn't let her haters phase her, she could get any guy she wanted with ease, she has the perfect body and the cutest smile and laugh. Some see her as out there and weird but others see her as that but also very attractive and a great personality. Any guy lucky enough to get her needs to keep her close and never let her go because she is a one of a kind. Most amazing person you will ever meet!
Monique Baker
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LITERALLY THE BEST PERSON EVER SAYS HE IS BETTER THAN KEVIN ANNAS AND THAT IS NOT TRUE. BETTER THAN PERFECT. IS HOT, SEXY, AND HAS A HUGE PENIS, IS A SWEETHEART AND IS THE NICEST PERSON I KNOW HE WILL BE THERE FOR YOU EVEN IF YOU DONΒ΄T NEED IT AND WILL BE THERE WHEN YOU DO. IF YOU MEET THIS MAN YOU ARE ONE OF THE MANY BECAUSE HE IS THERE FOR EVERYONE AND WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN. HE IS ALSO REALLY SMART EVEN THO HE SAYS HE IS NOT. REALLY STRONG AND THE GREATEST FRIEND OR BOY FRIEND YOU WILL EVER MEET. HE IS THE BEST AND IS BETTER THAN KEVIN IN EVERY WAY. HE IS THE COOLEST AND MOST AWESOME PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET. HE IS A NERD IN THE BEST OF WAYS AND WILL WATCH MOVIES ALL DAY WITH YOU MAKING EVERYTHING FUN WITH BRETT
Ethan: hey did you talk to BRETT BAKER at all.
Jared: yes i did talk to BRETT BAKER.
random person: who is Brett baker.
BRETT BAKER: hello my friends.
random person: omfg its BRETT BAKER.
me: yes he is our lord and savior.
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