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Bald Jimmy

A completely shaved, hairless penile region including a shorn scrotum. Males with a bald jimmy look like a pre-pubescent boy.

Despite appearing to have the genitals of a 10 year old, I love having a bald jimmy. I hate hacking on a hair.

by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018


Bald Bull

The act of shaving all your hair off and charging into people at high speeds.

"That guy slammed into me and broke my ribcage, He's a Bald Bull!"

by MikeTysonsFrontTooth February 13, 2022


bald almond

a slang word to describe men in their early 20’s with already receding hairlines.

“I heard Megan broke up with Chad for cheating on her again.”
Good for her, that bald almond doesn’t deserve her anyways.”

by hopey777 July 17, 2020


bald strawberry

A red headed person (Ginger) with no pubic hair.

I got this burly Ginger home last night, but it turns out he was a bald strawberry.

by buffalohides January 2, 2014


Bald in the mouth

One who has no teeth

That bitch be bald in the mouth. I seen B-Mo has a bald ass mouth after that fight.

by Crankdat August 14, 2019


bald eagle

Unit of measure equal to 7 feet. This is the average wingspan of an adult bald eagle. It is a freedom unit.

That basketball player is 1 bald eagle tall.

My car is two bald eagles long.

by xtremerange2 November 30, 2022

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bald douchia

total asshole...bald guy with no regard to people or society..completely useless waste of fucking space...

hey dennis why dont you shut your big fat fucking cake hole...you bald douchia

by polarbearmike November 2, 2010