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A church giving baptist, no CHRISTIANS, no God a bad name. They dont seem to understand God is love. Not just a few but EVERYONE(gay, bi,soldier, jew). God loves us despite our faults or mistakes, lets just hope they learn this.
News Report " Today Westboro Baptist Church Members were seen outside a Gay Pride Parade holding up many "God hates fags" and other hate signs"
True Believer: "Geez thats an embarrasment to Baptist"
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To Be used like Sugar Honey Iced Tea, when you can not openly curse Baptist In The Church House means Bitch.
That Baptist In The Church House still hasn't payed me all my money.
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a church that hates gays and especially america. those unpatriotic fucks should be shot.
"The Westboro Baptist Church fucks are protesting at this soldier's funeral!"
"What should we do?"
"Let's tell the honor guard to "redirect" the 21 gun salute at them!"
"That's a great idea!"
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A feces that gets stuck to your buttcheek, and leaves a really gross skid mark.
I was pooping yesterday and I got a Westboro Baptist Church...I hate when that happens!
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A cult 'church' that believes anyone who does not believe exactly as they do will rot in hell. They are most known for picketing by military funerals saying God is punishing America because the US is a 'f*g-loving country'. Not as well known is the fact they will picket high schools performing 'f*g-loving plays' and are planning to protest against the Super Bowl XLV because not everyone who attends these games is a member of their church. They will even be protesting against the Grammy's just because there are a lot of gay people and people who do not agree with them.
The preceding was an emotionless defintion. Here is my personal definition: Fucked up bastards who will probably end up rotting in hell because they hate people and forget that if they are with any sin, they shan't cast the first stone. See what I did there?
Westboro Baptist Church: Wanna learn how to be a hateful hypocrite? Go to godhatesfags.com. And yes, this is our real website. Look it up.
People with any sense of values: Fuck you Westboro!
Westboro Baptist Church: You disagreed with us. You are going to hell!
People with any sense of values: See ya there fuckers!
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A crazy bunch of people based out of Topeka Kansas who believe that God hates America because of tolerance of homosexuality. They protest at events such as military funerals, and were going to picket the funeral of the little girl killed at the Tuscon shooting (where Gabby Giffords was shot) and that the Amish girls killed in the shooting in Pennsylvania deserved to die. They picket anywhere they can and drag their kids into a life of hatred, holding signs such as 'Thank God for 9/11' and believe anyone outside their church tolerates homosexuality and is just plain going to hell.
"You've raised your fat brat to hate the Lord and you tolerate fags, so you and your brat are going to hell"-actually said by Shirley Phelps, daughter of the preacher at Westboro Baptist Church
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Known for its abundance of boring-ass jazz music, preachy/irrelevant messages tagged onto the end of speeches by teachers at assemblies, and stupid community events. They try and make Christianity seem cool and trendy, and they waste their student fees on cafe's and community centres that students can't use. Most of the teachers are hopeless and you may as well send your kid to hell for 14 years, they'll probably find that more enjoyable. And less fucking preachy.
Person 1: Do you know Carey Baptist College?
Person 2: You mean the preachy jazz school?
Person 1: Yeah.