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Where your girlfriend goes to get a trim.
Hey man, I've got a date with Beth Saturday...yep, she's at the Beaver Barber right now getting ready.
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v. When a man brushes his johnson against an unwilling victim.
I once saw a guy catch a barber shop to the face at a Phish concert, full nuts.
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It is the opposite from Turkish barber and is when a jewish man becomes a barber. It is also used to insult someone you dislike"
James "I hate you"
Craig "why"
James "because youre a fucking Jewish barber"
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The way a female is dressed....looking good,sexy,fly,hot etc. A bad bitch/Diva
-If you were to walk into a barbershop full of men and they all are tryna holla. MISSION ACcOMpLISHED!
-If they jus look and continue doin wutever they were doin...STEP UR GAME UP!
#1 Female walks into Barber Shop to pick up her son& pay barber
Random man-Wooo sexy!.Cum here,let me tlk to ya babey!
Random Man#2-Let me pay some uh dem bills
Random man#3-Say girl...let me hollatcha!!
At the house gettin ready for the party..one of ur homegirls call askin what u wearin.
You respond.
*Giirl I'm BarberShop tonight...
...Well shit me too bitch u not bout to have me looking hulled while u fly as hell!At first I was bout to throw on some jeans & go...Hell naw now lol
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After eating cottage cheese lasagna for a night, you shit on a women, she pukes in your mouth, you shit that out, that's barbers beef.
Me and my girl Stacy have been getting more seriously lately, I even have some Barber's Beef left on the floor last night.
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someone whose occupation is mainly to cut, dress, groom, style and shave the pubic hair of female or male pubes (pubic hair).
it's your wedding night, so if you're gonna showcase your genitals tonight you might as well go to a below barber first
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LOVELY!!!!!!!!!
Thats a LOVELY wrong answer there mrs barber
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