The Berenstain Bare

Invented by The College Dropout Bear, it's when you snort coke out of a hooker's butt, as made famous by Leonardo DiCaprio in the 2013 movie "The wolf of Wall Street".

Him: Dude, where were you this weekend?
Other Him: Man I was on this boat getting it in and getting fucked up!
First Him: How in?
Other Him: I did the Berenstain Bare on this phat ass'd model chick.
First Him: 0_0!

bare cheeking

When one lays bare ass on others face

Last night I caught my bestfriend bare cheeking someone

Bare Fraff

Chatting shit

that boy chats bare fraff

barely legal

Adjective.

1) A person is only just above (by a matter of days to months) the legal age of consent.
2) A person featured in pronography is only just above (by a matter of days to months) the minimum age to legally appear in pornography.
3) A pornographic magazine in the USA. Also, a movie, TV series, album, movie etc.

1) "How old was that <dude/chick>? 18 and barely legal!"
2) "Hot barely legal <boys/girls> online now!"
3) "Barely Legal sux. I prefer the ladies."

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bare peas

When you are earning an exceptional amount of money, your mind cannot even comprehend it.

I'm gonna work my way to the top, and when I get there I'll be earning bare peas.

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Bare Jawn

A hamburger consisting only of beef and two buns. A Bare Jawn has no condiments, cheeses, vegetables, or toppings of any sort. A Bare Jawn is typically ordered at Burger King, but may be available elsewhere.

A Bare Jawn can also simply be described as "Beef Between Buns, Baby."

- "Welcome to Burger King, can I take your order?"
- "Lemme get dat Bare Jawn."

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bare balls

to do anything, while literally having bare balls. as in, not wearing pants or boxers or anything.

"were going to go bare balls in the hot tub"

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