Give a circuitous partisan, summarization of a Federal investigation which purposefully omits content, context, nature, and substance of an investigators work and conclusions. AKA, Lying; perjury
"The summary letter the Department of Justice sent to Congress and released to the public late in the afternoon of March 24 was bargain basement Barr-splaining."
The Barr crime family (pronounced buh-are) is an Italian-American Mafia crime family that dominate organized crime activities in Ohio, and have friends in many other states in the United States, within the nationwide criminal phenomenon known as the American Mafia. The group, which still has their first boss in charge, is named after the boss who goes by 'Cap', who has been boss of the family, which was founded in 2016. The group's operations go from New York, Florida, and California, but the main place is Ohio. Its illicit activities include distribution, racketeering, gambling, loansharking, extortion, money laundering, prostitution, fraud, bookmaking, and fencing.
The boss who guys by 'Cap' and capo who goes by 'Fatty J', both play Playstation, to find new members.
Jimmy - Hey.. Did you talk to those weird guys last night?
Tyler - Uhh you mean the "Mob" guys, the ones saying they are in the "Barr Family"?
Jimmy - Yeah... What the f**k is that? They play PS4. Lol no way they are actually real! I think I pissed them off too.
Tyler - Yeah, what idiots!
(Knock at the door)
Jimmy - Be right back, someonee at the door.
(This might be a joke and it might not be...)
A mysteriously broken neck
Jimmy got Epstein-Barr Syndrome, so’s you need a new partner, see?
The idealistic belief that those in law enforcement will perform their sworn duties. Symptoms include depression, disbelief, and cognitive dissonance. Rational people are only affected once then they become inoculated (based).
Steve knew that when the authorities found evidence of wrongdoing, justice would be harsh and swift, but in actuality, Steve was suffering Durham-Barr Syndrome.
Ruby Barr is the most gorgeous red head ever. She is absolutely hilarious and she gets along with everyone. She is maaaa bestie boo and my chica. Geography and Maths are funnnn. I wouldn’t have known what to do with myself if she didn’t say hi to me on the first day. If you get to know a Ruby Barr stay close to her for as long as possible because sometimes she feels like the only real friend I have. Could write a book about Ruby Barr but my arms hurt from typing so much.
Hold on to a Ruby Barr for as long as you can. Sometimes she is the only nice person around and she is so trustworthy
A tall guy who insists he’s really good at fortnite but is at most a casual player, 0 fortnite skill whatsoever
Jordan Barr has no skill with a game of fortnite
What's that skyscraper doing over there
That's no a skyscraper that's DANIEL BARRS