Emerson Barrett's philosophy, the philosophy Barrettists believe.
Person A: You know Barrettism?
Person B: Yes, I love Emerson Barrett!
Person C: I'm a Barrettist too!
Imagine the typical neckbeard and make him 100 times worse. A Barrette is a person with the most undesirable and worst possible traits you can think of all wrapped up into a 5 foot 9, 400 pound frame.
When your girl slips her finger up your pooper, makes you jizz on your self then forces you to lick her hand clean
My friend went to Amsterdam and got The Barrett
A woman of great intentions. Usually a Sagittarius. She is very powerful and knows what she wants. She can do anything she puts her mind to. She obsesses over minor details. She always looks deeper into everyone and everything. She understands things, and is good at hiding how much she understands. She usually is into passions such as reading, music, or anything with deeper meanings.
Bailey Barrett is about to perform.
The biggest clown and twig in the grade
Hey Kevin Barrett or should I say clown, I saw a bunch of twigs and thought it was you.
Future Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
Yo I'm friends with Eleni Barrett, imma put a good word in for you
The Future Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
Yo I'm in Eleni Barrett's Cabinet, I'll put in a good word for you.