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Basil's Walmart

When a keyboard warrior condescendingly suggests that participating in democracy is lazy or näive, and that the real way to enact meaningful change in the world is to commit some act of righteous political violence, and then goes on to do no such terroristic act, opting instead to continue to participate in more internet flame wars. Used by edgy teens and armchair anarchists to prove how cool and woke they are.

Pioneered by Twitter user @LinkofSunshine (Display name "Basil")

Natalie keeps saying that "Voting for any candidate is submitting to a broken system" and "What we need is revolution!", but she's just window shopping at Basil's Walmart.

by WarWeasel August 29, 2024


Basil Evergarden

Some bitch who would cuss you out but makes decent jokes and is nice about people.

Person 1: "Damn, I just got roasted by some gyaru kid for saying women belong in the kitchen."
Person 2: "Bro, you just met a Basil Evergarden"

Person 3: "I just got a lover, damn are they aggressive"
Person 4: "Man, you be dating a Basil Evergarden"

by DEEZNUTSINYOJAWS March 23, 2022


Basil Evergarden

A tall fluffy-haired dorky bitch who likes writing, gossiping, and vocaloid music. They actually have a carrd, feel free to go on it :) It's basilswebsite.carrd.co :D Thanks, byebye

Basil Evergarden just told me the latest tea.

by BasilEvergarden February 28, 2022


basil or quail

Quail is a amazing person and a cool person :)

basil or quail. is so cool!!!

by Marcelona :) May 12, 2023


Basil Paisley

A white bread Utah boy.

He's a regular "Basil Paisley" and likely
Mormon.

by DonnieCarmelo August 26, 2008


Basil on the Front Porch

To be content

Last Sunday was basil on the front porch

by wangsauce December 7, 2022


Basil’s wife

His wife that is deadly in love with him and wants him forever and would do anything to see him happy

Basil’s wife loves looking at his eyes

by Swaeallday September 15, 2021