bastard

1.A person born to unmarried parents

2.One who aggravates

1. Blayze is a bastard

2. Shut up bastard!

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bastard

In addition to referring to an illegitimate child, bastard is an excellent filler word.

Before:
You fucking imbecile.
After:
You fucking imbe-bastard-cile.

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bastardize

If someone FUBAR a task or object, it could be said they bastardized it. To fuck something up to a great extent when no one is looking only to end up leaving it alone and then walk away and act like you had nothing to do with it, nor ever want anything to do with it again.

"Who bastardized your hair?"

or

"That guy bastardized his thesis."

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bastardness

the act of being a bastard, or jerk. Can also be used by itself to express the ugh of a situation.

"Dave displayed a lot of bastardness today"

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bastard

1) Fish excrement.
2) An insult.
3) Somebody born without a father.

1) "Dude, look at that floating bastard."
2) "Dude, that guy's a bastard."
3) "Dude, BO's mum's a whore and he's a bastard."

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bastard

1.n An insult, roughly equivalent to bitch, meaning "illegitamite child". Kind of an indirect assault on one's mother.
2.adv Roughly equivalent to "insanely", "incredibly" or "amazingly". Used to modify ideas. Kind of like an interjection like "Fuck!", only used with another word.

1. Go to hell, you fucking bastard.

2a. That test was bastard hard.
2b. Wow! That car was bastard fast!

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bastarding

can be used to describe an object or person that has angered or "pissed" you off

oh you bastarding twat, can't you even get it bastarding right you fucking bastarding arsehole, get that bastarding thing which cant stay in its bastarding place for one bastarding minute and fucking pass it over bastarding here... etc etc

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