Random
Source Code
Random
Just now mum and dad don’t let me cry and threatening me like dera dera I don’t like them
Just now mum and dad don’t let me cry and threatening me like dera dera I don’t like them
Out of all the people in the world who give me the shits, you’re No 1.
My mate was on my back like a singlet so I told him,” You shit me like no other.”
1👍 1👎
When you are going to say something that the majority of whomever you are talking too, will disagree with.
*super straight guys* "smash or pass james charles, i would never smash"
*Me* "Now, a mf like me."
"bruh you gay asl"
Another driver driving all over you or having someone running all over your back bumper while racing stock cars. This act can cause you to get dumped like Kyle Busch in Homestead 2010.
Reporter: Why did you dump Kyle Busch?
Kevin: Oh he... He raced me like a clown all day. Driving all over me, running all over my back bumper, cut in front of me and I didn't lift.
Something to say when a woman shouts at a cafe.
Woman:I WANT COFFEE WITH DOUBLE SUGAR, NOT COFFEE WITH DOUBLE ICE!!!!!!
12-year-old fanboy:Hey this chick sounds like me!
A man who’s always tryna hit & starts arguments outta nowhere
Having multiple men hitting your line tryna smash
Damn, Britney, these dudes be on me like Dillon
I got dudes on me like Dillon
A man who’s always tryna hit & starts arguments outta nowhere
Having multiple men hitting your line tryna smash
Damn, Britney, these dudes be on me like Dillon
I got dudes on me like Dillon