beer

Beer is an almost white-yellow clear to a pitch black thick liquid made out of barley, hops, water, and yeast. Barley is boiled in water to turn its starches into fermentable sugars and then hops is added to bitter the beer so as to add flavor. Then the liquid is poured into a fermenter and allowed to ferment for a week or two, then its sent to a secondary fermenter to condition it and make it more drinkable. Then it is bottled and stored for a week or two in a dark area so it conditions further. Then you chill it, then crack a few open with your friends.

Liquid crack, game in a can, charm in a bottle.

Little Timmy had one too many beers and puked all over the sidewalk.

Timmy loves beer because it gets him laid.

Timmy drinks beer to forget about his crappy life.

God:"Sorry making the world a shitty place to live, have some beer"

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its liquid bread aka beer its good for you

Beer its bottled bread so you dont have to chew.

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beer RULES but there could be more in my frige but hey ill do with only 25 bottles

beer rules beer rules beer rules

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beer is .... the necter of the gods... the oil for the machine of the human body... it helps ugly people get laid

MARK: i am watching the movie "emily rose" she was realey ugly but now that i have had some beer she is kind of hot.

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beer

An alcoholic beverage composed mostly of barley, hops and water that makes you intoxicated when you drink enough

beer is gross.

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An alcoholic beverage with a similar taste and aromatic qualities to cat piss. For some unknown reason people seem to subject themselves to pints of it at a time. Should only be drunk my masochists and force fed to prisoners.

To find out just how bad beer can taste try some Tennants.

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Foul tasting liquid drank by fools trying to appear trendy or damage their bodies. When someone says "pick your poison" they're more correct than they realize.

Ethanol is a known toxin, depiste it's negative effects it is widely accepted as a bevarage because of silly, useless traditions.

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