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Another one of Dubya's mistakes. The biggest bullshit program ever instituted in the history of the United States, aside from maybe the Draft. While participating in No Child Left Behind, the lessons you will be taught are dumbed down so children like George W. Bush can be pushed through the school year. Too bad the advanced students have to deal with the remedial bullshit too.
We couldn't have the remedial, general, and advanced classes anymore, can we?
Worker: I had to deal with No Child Left Behind, now I work at a gas station.
Governer: I was elected governer because I had the best grades out of my high school class, a whopping 1.7 GPA!
Random Citizen: De De DEE! I are smart! No child left ahead really worked for me!
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1. The action of appearing perfectly normal while, in reality, you are suffering.
2. To hide your anger in your physical appearance.
3. The famous song by The Who, which was then bastardized by Limp Bizkit.
1. She is hiding behind blue eyes, even though we all know she is extremely depressed.
2. She seemed like she was behind blue eyes today, even after Katie hit her with that Biology textbook.
3. Hits like "Behind Blue Eyes" will never exist in today's mainstream, unless they are bastardized by a pop/rock group...such as Limp Bizkit!
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NO FRIES LEFT is when you have an order of fries and you eat the ones that have fallen out of it's cup.
Dude, don't leave those fries at the bottom of the bag behind! Remember, "No fries left behind"
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All of the above/below, plus, buried in the bill for NCLB is a section that allows the military to access allllllllll your high school records.
But it isn't unconstitutional yet because you can opt out. Of course, Fox would never ever tell you this.
If you're in high school, opt the fuck out at www.militaryfreezone.org
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Noun.
A phrase used to describe someone who is in the background secretly plotting and conspiring or also a hypocrite of great proportions.
Derived from the movie The Wizard of Oz
Senator Charles worked secretly at night with his other colleagues, being "the man behind the curtain" of the Senate.
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Joke about children's attitude towards sex and lack of practical knowledge or reading skills.
Kid A: There's a condom behind that bookshelf.
Kid B: What's a bookshelf?
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Formerly a catchphrase used by that black dude in Full Metal Jacket. This statement could now be used to refer to a black person armed with a firearm, particularly a handgun.
WHITE SOLDIER
"You gonna be OK by yourself man?"
BLACK SOLDIER
"No problem cracka, there's a nigga-behind-the-trigga!"
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