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The act in which someone is suspended in air by multiple penis's. Specifically in the anus, mouth, and both hands, thus resulting in the form of a tightrope. This position was started in Belgium due to the low amount of bridges and women.
Bob: "Did you hear about Jack?"
Doctor: "No, but please tell."
Bob: "Well he was on the receiving end of a Belgian Tightrope."
Doctor: "Oh my! When did this happen, and why is your penis so swollen?"
Bob: "About 20 minutes ago. Question doc, if your penis takes the weight of 115 pounds while being erect and you hear a loud pop, is that bad?"
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a nigger from belgum
that belgian nigger came to my house and i killed him
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A sex act in which the the stiletto heal of the girl's shoe is used as an anal toy, sliding it in and out of her ass while she rides her partner.
I was so drunk that I didn't even realize she was giving herself a Belgian Louboutin until she came and took the stiletto out of her ass. Next time I'll get her to ride "reverse cowgirl" so I can watch.
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The act of defecating on a womans face while she is sleeping, and then adding whipped cream, hot fudge, and a cherry on top.
Jack gave Jill the messiest Belgian Steamer I have ever seen.
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To place your testicles between your legs in a fruitbowling manner, followed by defecating on your testicles and then placing them in the desired person's mouth, dipping them up and down.
Belgian dipping was first thought off in a dirty minded stoner's attic, deriving from teabagging and Belgian chocolate. So far there is no proof that belgian dipping has ever taken place. We speculate that the Belgians will be crazy enough to try it out first.
Sarah really enjoyed Peter's belgian dip last night.
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a teabag while the man (or whoever is putting their balls in the other persons mouth)pees in a glass
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The act of placing balls over sexual partners eyes, and ejaculting while choking them.
Last night i got my girl to wear a belgian turtleneck.... if you know what i mean.
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