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Singer for The Used, amazing lyricist, awesome, funny, crazy, fun, nice, and hot...
Bert McCracken is so awesome... you'll meet him and want to hump his leg!
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A verb pertaining to Bert Lopez, a New Mexico State police officer who was caught having sex with a woman on the hood of his squad car by a private security camera, bert lopezing means:
1., any sexual act involving a police officer.
2., to literally or figuratively be taken behind a building by an authority, bent over backwards, and fucked.
Alt.: bert, lopez, 'pez.
PP.: bert lopezed, berted, lopezed, pezzed.
Ger.: bert lopezing, berting, lopezing, pezzing.
"I totally want to bert lopez that cop groupie."
"I just parked there for like, five minutes, and I got lopezed with a ticket for $200!"
"Oh, the sergeant's off berting some broad, he'll be back in five."
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bert mccracken is the singer from the coolest band The Used.i cant even explain how fucken awesome bert is..theirs just no words to describe him.i just want to hug him and never let go.i love you bert!<3
i have no clue what im doing.rock on bert mccracken.
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yay yay yay!! bert makes me happy my sisters and friends dont understand its not about looks (or even heigene<bad spelling) its somthing i cant explain
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amazing artist, only person who can get away with the whole greasy- hair- but- still- really- hot thing (other than gerard way) im gonna see him in a month or so at the college thank god hes so effing hot!!!!!
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A Sexy and Hot (Although a bit a dirty looking) Lead Singer for the band the used who also is a great writer and Vocalist, and has Friends (The Other band members) WHo are = in talent!
The Used, AFI, Deftones, APC/Tool, Vendetta Red, and Chevelle all Rule!
Bert McCracken Is goinbg to be a rich rich genius if he keeps up with these amazing records.
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Sexual term when two dudes give each other hand jobs in separate beds.
Those two room mates are so homo, they probably give each other Bert and Ernies all the time.
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