n. Vaginal lips that are so large and dark they absorb all surrounding light. Similar to a cosmic black hole
I pulled down Teresa's panties and her blackout curtains consumed all surrounding light.
Blackout Girls are girls that go out together in a group to get drunk together and not one of them is able to drive the rest of the group home.
“Guess what girls, you’re coming over to my place tonight and we’re gonna have a Blackout Girls night.”
When you nut and pass out
Person 1: Yo Greg last night I Blackout Nutted and woke up at 12:00 am
Person 2: What time did you blackout at
Person 1: 10 am
A phase in a young woman's life when she gets so self absorbed that she becomes completely unreachable. All attempts to make contact with this person are in vain, for all approaches are assumed sexual advances and unworthy ones at that.
Has Lindsay answered her phone yet this week? She left her dog's ear medicine in my car and i think it's really important we get it to her .
That dog is as good as dead. Lindsay's been trapped in a narcissistic blackout ever since she decided to become a stripper
When one is extremely drunk instead of just passing out, finding a quite and comfortable place to rest to utilize sleep to rapidly process alcohol.
Jerry was extremely drunk by 8:30pm after sculling 2 pints of spirits at a party. After a tactical blackout for two and a half hours he got up and other guests who arrived at the party thought he was sober.
While intoxicated, instead of forgetting things that did happen, you remember things that didn't.
"I totally madeout with him!"
"No you didn't you were passed out by 9 p.m., You must've had another reverse blackout"
"Everyone at the party loved me! They were chanting my name & telling me how pretty I was!"
"That's the Reverse blackout talking, you were standing in a corner by yourself when I saw you."
A.) When, upon waking, one realizes that you went on Facebook last night blacked out - resulting in untold horrors.
B.) The actions of going on Facebook while in the middle of a alcohol-induced blackout.
A.) "Why did I send six vile Facebook messages last night to people I barely know? Oh, it must have been a Facebook Blackout..."
B) "Duuudeee...I am so going to send messages to this bitch!"
"Dude, don't do it, your in the middle of a Facebook blackout!"
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